Simpsonization III (Twice the Sugar, Twice the Caffeine)

 ”Give that can the whole CSI treatment–you know, lab tests, weird lights, shots from the can’s point of view.  Yeah, that’s it–lots of flash, and no meaning.”
                       –Clancy Wiggum (another Baltimore boy)
The buzz on Buzz Cola is that it’s, well, cola.  You pour it into a glass, and it foams, settles; it’s brown, and it tastes [...]